Dear Peter Parker,
I bought a water bottle at Chick-fil-a the other night. You weren't there. I'll test serendipity and buy another water bottle again sometime. I guess I was a fool New Years Eve and am now paying with an eternity (=seven months) of regret.
Yours Truly,
Apparently Curious and Evidently Romantic
Dear Mathlete,
I think I'll let you keep sweating it. Jerk.
Sincerely,
Uppity-Better-Than-Everyone-You're-Dating-Superskank
Dear Clark Kent,
You are so freaking hot. And kind of snobby in a hilarious way. Or hilarious in a snobby way?
Sincerely,
Trying-not-to-Objectify-You
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