Dear Peter Parker,
I bought a water bottle at Chick-fil-a the other night. You weren't there. I'll test serendipity and buy another water bottle again sometime. I guess I was a fool New Years Eve and am now paying with an eternity (=seven months) of regret.
Apparently Curious and Evidently Romantic
I think I'll let you keep sweating it. Jerk.
Dear Clark Kent,
You are so freaking hot. And kind of snobby in a hilarious way. Or hilarious in a snobby way?